12 . 21 . 12
July 24, 2008
Before I get into this post, let me apologize beforehand for the torrent of links I am about to unleash unmercifully upon your head. Because I know nothing of this subject, I am obliged to refer to more knowledgable and eloquent sources.
Now to the story at hand. I have been hearing little rumors lately about the significance of the date December 21, 2012 (12/21/12). Some believe this will be the Doomsday of the Earth and we are all going to die.
In the words of MacGruber, “Not so bad.”
Shoe Flinging. Where did it come from?
June 12, 2008
This morning as I walked out to my car I looked up and noticed two pairs of shoes dangling from the telephone wire which crosses our street. I hadn’t noticed them before, and somehow they stood out quite starkly against the bright blue sky.
I ask myself, ‘Where does this tradition come from?’ Read the rest of this entry »
Top Cat! You won’t believe your eyes!!!
September 13, 2007
Spam mail is like a box of chocolates. You never know how stupid it’s going to get.
Where else can you find such random, original, plainly irrational, phantasmagorical literature fun?
Answer me that, if you can, if you can! Read the rest of this entry »
Whoa.
August 10, 2007
This is truly weird:
This morning, as I sat down with my coffee and opened up my email at work, I noticed the usual torrent of spam and junk mail that greets me on a Monday morning. Usually, I promptly delete these. However, occasionally an email will catch my attention–random sentences with no relation whatsoever strewn together to create an oddly pseudo-sensical account so strange and disjunct I could never have written anything like it. This morning I had just one of these, and I had to copy it down. Read the rest of this entry »

