100th Blog Post–Top 10 Funny Things I Discovered in 2008!
December 24, 2008
“Oh, what a good year,” Lebaniah said wistfully after dusting off his shot glass of lemoncino.
“That’s a good start,” Jimbo typed as he pondered what to write for his one hundredth blog post. The small laptop stared blankly at James, offering no suggestions.
Meanwhile Lebiathin laughed maniacally at his side, clapping his hands and pouring more shots for both of them.
As Jimmy sipped his second glassful of sweet golden liqueur, an idea occurred to him. Scooter Lebby watched excitedly as he began to type . . . .
“As we come to the close of another year it is time for us to reflect on the good, the bad and the silly. Certainly it’s been an eventful twelve months. Much has changed, and the new year brings many possibilities. Come along with me, my children, as we take an incredible journey through space and time to revisit the funniest moments of 2008.”
10. “Hi, I’m Ronni Deutch!”
I’ll never forget the night I first saw this with a few friends. We were probably a little punchy at the time, but when we heard that punctual lawyer emphatically exclaim, “Hi, I’m Roni DEUTCH!” we found ourselves rolling on the floor in unexpected laughter for ten minutes.
I realize this video probably isn’t that funny to you . . . . Well that’s not my problem, so deal with it and we can move on to our next stop.
9. Grape Lady…
Okay…I feel kind of sorry for this poor lady who was in serious pain…but this had Lebiticus and I cracking up for a good long while. The news anchors’ reaction at the end is kind of awkward and funny. Right around fifty seconds you’ll notice Grape Lady getting a little too excited . . . which leads to her downfall.
*BONUS!* Grape Lady Spoof
. . . a good segue to our next video . . .
8. Herbert the Pervert-”Time of My Life”
7a. Adolescent Brian Urlacher
What do a Pro Bowl linebacker and late German Romantic composer have in common? They are both tied for #7 on this list. “Guten taaaaag!”
7b. Raisin Brahms!
6. Texas football comeback
Thanks to Art for sharing this one a while back. “Good Gosh Almighty!”
Classic.
5. Senor Cardgage Tribute
Someday when I am old and senile, I want to talk just like this guy.
“Look at this can of peas, Helvetica.”
4. Sonseed–”Jesus is a friend of mine.” (Or, “I have a friend in Jesus.”)
3. Model falls on runway twice in Paris
Watch how long it takes for the model to fall the second time.
2. Chubby Cuppy Cake Boy
Schnoogems, schnoogems!
1. O Holy Night
This last clip is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Need I say more? Make sure to listen to the very end.
Happy Holidays!
Sarah does jazz improv
October 29, 2008
I will never bring politics to this blog…but THIS is something not to be missed.
Taco Bell Run
September 6, 2008
Oh my.
This is probably the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
There is a fuller, more funny version here.
Why you hatin’ on the Ewoks?
July 8, 2008
Props to Amy for sending this hilariously awesome video.
Preach it, Reverend Lando. Preach it.
Giving away rice has never been so much fun….
March 5, 2008
I was referred to a website yesterday that, unfortunately, allowed me to waste about an hour of good free time.
It’s called freerice.com. For every word that you correctly define, twenty grains of rice are donated through the UN World Food Program. The words get more and more difficult as you get to higher levels.
Pretty neat.
Now, go! Have fun! Give rice! Waste time!
