This morning, as I sat down with my coffee and opened up my email at work, I noticed the usual torrent of spam and junk mail that greets me on a Monday morning. Usually, I promptly delete these. However, occasionally an email will catch my attention–random sentences with no relation whatsoever strewn together to create an oddly pseudo-sensical account so strange and disjunct I could never have written anything like it. This morning I had just one of these, and I had to copy it down. Read the rest of this entry »
